MY WAY TO A FULL-TIME JOB

Well, it all started when I was just a regular ogre living in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring dragons. But here I am, proving that even this humble ogre can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one thing: being true

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work for minimum wage. Shrek's dreaming of escape, but with mandatory overtime and zero breaks, it seems like a lifetime away. His tried to slack off,